15 Things You Do At Home When You're Alone & No One Is Watching

15 Things You Do At Home When You're Alone & No One Is Watching
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Sometimes, we are our own best company when no one is around. I can't tell you how many times I've passionately belted out the lyrics to "Midnight" by Jessica Ware or ran and slid in the hallway wearing nothing but my socks. And thank goodness no one was around to witness me try to practice Azonto and Ndobolo dances and tripping over my pups' toys to somehow end up halfway down the stairs, holding on to the banister for dear life as my dogs silently judged me. 

But hey, we all do it. Maybe not the extreme tripping. But we all do weird and crazy things when no one is around. Here are 15 things you do when you're home alone.

Scream At The Television
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Scream At The Television

"Why'd you just give up?" "COME ON!!!" "Don't take him back! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!" 

We've all been there, said that. 

Practice Your Dance Moves
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Practice Your Dance Moves

Whether in your in your PJs, underwear or full on birthday suit, you know you've practiced some serious dance moves while no one was watching.

Watch YouTube Videos On The Toilet Longer Than You Planned

Watch YouTube Videos On The Toilet Longer Than You Planned

Ever been on the toilet watching YouTube videos until your foot fell asleep? 

Try To Beat The Microwave Timer
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Try To Beat The Microwave Timer

Whether you're cleaning or going to the bathroom, you know you've tried to beat the microwave timer!

Have Full-On Conversations With Yourself
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Have Full-On Conversations With Yourself

Does this sound familiar? "I shouldn't have spent that money on those shoes."

"Yes, I should have. I deserve it!"

- Me, to me

Let 'Em Rip!
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Let 'Em Rip!

Let's be honest — when you're home alone, there's no holding back. 

Wear A Blanket Around The House
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Wear A Blanket Around The House

Have you ever grabbed your super cozy, soft faux mink blanket and wrapped it around you, walked all over the house and burrowed in front of the tv with the blanket over your head? SAME.

Take A Bunch Of Really Weird Selfies
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Take A Bunch Of Really Weird Selfies

We all probably take a lot of selfies in general. But when you're alone, you know you let it all your silliness and sexiness out on camera.

Sing Obnoxiously Loud
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Sing Obnoxiously Loud

Don't front. You've know you've belted out countless songs and tried to hit the high notes when you were all alone.

Laugh Hysterically At Yourself (And Other Things)
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Laugh Hysterically At Yourself (And Other Things)

I'm hilarious. I'm especially hilarious when no one is around to hear my witty jokes. Or see me trip over the kitchen mat in front of the stove...

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KIESHA RICHARDSON

Freelance writer, founder and CEO of media startup Ge'NeL Media, LLC, writer, Twitch streamer and author. When I'm not writing or streaming video games, I'm sitting on the front porch sipping a glass of Riesling with a good book and watching my pups play. Or I'm exploring another country. Follow me on Twitter and Instagram.

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