If Celebs Were On Tinder, This Is What Their Profiles Would Look Like

zac efron imaginary tinder profile
PHOTO: VOCALLY

Picture this: It's Thursday night and you're sitting on your couch. There's a piping hot pizza in front of you, you're just a few minutes away from Shondaland, and your phone sits next to you. You've yet to make any weekend plans and you're blissfully without things to do. You're feeling like you might be up to an adventure and you decide to browse Tinder to see if there could be one awaiting you there. You swipe left on person after person, wondering who grants these corny, lame people internet access. And then you stop dead in your tracks because, uh, WTF...is that Zac Efron?

You matched with Zac Efron on Tinder. Step one, get a screenshot. There's no way in hell anyone's going to believe this for a second. Step two, run around screaming because YOU MATCHED WITH ZAC EFRON. You read his profile and chuckle and then stop to process the fact that Zac freaking Efron has to convince someone to date him with a witty little blurb.

Let's stop here. Maybe Zac Efron doesn't do it for you. Maybe dudes don't do it for you. I have a hunch one of these 12 single celebs might get your pulse going. And if they don't, PLEASE dish who does!

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Zac Efron

Okay, we obviously needed to circle back to Zac Efron.  

"Sort of like your high school sweetheart, but I can dribble a basketball and sing at the same time, if you catch my drift ;)"

jennifer lawrence pizza
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Jennifer Lawrence

"If lying on the couch with a 6-pack in your underwear watching the game is your idea of a good time, I hope it's a big couch, cuz I'm there."

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Chadwick Boseman

"I know exactly Wakanda person I'm looking for ;) 

Strong but vulnerable behind the scenes. Ready to take on the world together."

emma watson laughing

Emma Watson

"Looking for someone spellbinding, but I'm still NOT Hermoine. Needs to be able to stand tall in their truth and spend a quiet night in reading. Mansplainers need not apply."

chris pratt on late night with seth myers
PHOTO: NBC
5 / 12

Chris Pratt

"What's ur favorite dinosaur??"

lupita nyong'o dancing
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Lupita Nyong'o

"I'm interested in another peaceful soul to run wild with. Whether we're at a farmer's market in Brooklyn or a red carpet in Tokyo, I can take one look at you and know you're genuine."

Ansel Elgort dancing

Ansel Elgort

"I'll get your heart racing on screen and on the dance floor, and I'm very well-prepared to get away with it ;)"

Rihanna on Ellen
8 / 12

Rihanna

"Laid back and low key, but wild, wild, wild...💃"

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9 / 12

Michael B. Jordan

"If you can't handle me watching 16 hours of anime on my couch, you don't deserve to be with me partying in VIP 🤷"

Emilia Clarke
PHOTO: HBO / GIPHY
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Emilia Clarke

"Emilia of House Clarke, Dancer of the Funky Chicken, Lover of Clueless, Rider of Horses (and Dragons obvi), Mother of Dogs.

Nailing the title is half the battle."

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ANGELA ANDALORO

Angela is a native New Yorker, pop culture junkie, and bibliophile. In her free time, she is a connoisseur of good times, and even better french fries.

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