Ariana Grande & Pete Davidson Are Now Joking About Having Kids Together Because Nothing Makes Sense Anymore

ariana grande and pete davidson
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By now, you've probably heard that pop star Ariana Grande and SNL's Pete Davidson are dating. It's been a few weeks now, so obviously they're totes in love.

So in love, in fact, that they're now casually joking about having kids together on Instagram. What a time to be alive!

Davidson posted a photo of himself eating Cheetos with actor Brian Tyree Henry. The caption read, "I'm having his kids," with a squinty tongue-out emoji. And since Peteiana (ugh) seem to really enjoy sliding into one another's comments, Grande wrote back to the caption, telling Davidson "I look so good here" — implying that she was the one who would be having his kids, not Henry. Ummmm.

He seemed to enjoy the comment too, as he replied with a bunch of drooling emoji faces.

This is not the first time Grande and Davidson have gotten weirdly PDA-heavy via social media. And TBH, we're feeling all kinds of conflicted about it. They're cute, but things seem to be moving very quickly — even for celebrities. Remember, it's only been a month since Grande and Mac Miller called it quits after their nearly 2-year relationship.

Let's take a look at the whirlwind romance of Ariana Grande and Pete Davidson, shall we?

March 12, 2016
PHOTO: NBC
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March 12, 2016

Ariana Grande meets Pete Davidson when she hosts Saturday Night Live. Ariana is dating Mac Miller at the time, while Pete is dating Cazzie David.

May 10, 2018

May 10, 2018

Ariana, much to the surprise of fans, releases a statement confirming her breakup with Mac Miller.

Five days later, on May 16, Pete reveals that he and Cazzie David have broken up. Coincidence? I think not.

May 20, 2018
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May 20, 2018

Four days later, Ariana and Pete are seen being "lovey-dovey" backstage at the Billboard Music Awards. "He was hanging out with her and her friends with his arm around her. She seemed quite smitten," an onlooker told People at the time.

On May 21, news breaks that the two are most definitely an item, but sources say it's "very casual." But then fans notice that the "casual" couple has matching cloud tattoos on their fingers and all hell breaks loose.

May 28, 2018

May 28, 2018

The pair spend Memorial Day weekend together roasting marshmallows together over a fire pit.

May 29, 2018

May 29, 2018

Ariana attends Pete's stand-up set at The Comedy Store in Los Angeles and shares a photo via Instagram Stories with a heart-eyes smiley.

May 30, 2018

May 30, 2018

It's Instagram official!!! Pete posts this Harry Potter-inspired photo with Ariana and the caption reads, "the chamber of secrets has been opened..."

Oh, and she replies, "u tryna slytherin (i'm deleting my account now)," and the internet has a meltdown.

June 1 , 2018

June 1 , 2018

Two days later, Ariana makes it Insta official as well with this adorable post about "thinking" him into her life.

June 2, 2018
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June 2, 2018

Less than two weeks since news broke that they're officially dating, Pete decides to get not one, but two tattoos dedicated to his new gal. London Reese, an LA tattoo artist, shares the photos via Instagram. He gets Ariana's famous "Dangerous Woman" bunny ears behind, well, his ear.

June 2, 2018
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June 2, 2018

Tattoo #2: her initials. Honestly, this is just a lot to process.

June 4, 2018
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June 4, 2018

Pete posts this sort-of thirsty Instagram Story about Ariana on June 4 after her Wango Tango performance.

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CHRISTINA BUFF

Christina is a writer, editor, creator, and workaholic from Maryland with an encyclopedic knowledge of How I Met Your Mother. She’d rather be at a Phish show. Catch up with her on her site Touch Infinity.

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