Note: Vocally might make a little money if you buy anything in this gift guide. All items were in stock and all prices were accurate at the time of publication. Happy shopping!
While perusing a local estate sale recently, I stumbled upon a book that has since changed my life: Sun Signs.
Poet and astrologer Linda Goodman is a true queen: I mean, not only does her author photo prove that finding your angles were important way before Instagram was a thing, but the way she breaks down each astrological sign into digestible information is genius. If you've ever dabbled in astrology and/or tarot, you've probably found some dense-ass literature — but that's not the case with Ms. Goodman's book.
So when it came time to pick out a gift for my one and only sister — a true Piscean princess of femininity, intuition, and good-natured love — I turned to Linda for help. After delving into who my sister really is according to her Neptune-aligned stars, what I found was that she — and everyone else born between February 19 and March 20 — is far more complicated than their calm-minded sensibility shows. Pisceans love sleeping, but still manage to help everyone around them. They're witty and full of sarcasm, but hate being criticized — and above all, they're intuitive and creative.
If this sounds like someone you know, take a look at this gift guide I've compiled with the help of Goodman's words of wisdom. ✨🐟
These Vintage-Inspired Sunglasses With Pink-Tinted Lenses
This Sassy Shirt That Speaks For Itself
This Phone Charger Disguised As A Bracelet That'll Get Them Through The Rare Bad Brain Day
This Mocktail Book For The Non-Alcoholic Piscean
These Anatomically Correct Coasters
This Classy Leather Passport Book That Documents Their Travels
This Comfy Body Pillowcase That's Basically Made For A Water Sign
This Money Management Planner That's Actually Cute AND Helpful
This Fit & Flare Dress That's Feminine But Not Too Girly
This 54-Disk "Grey's Anatomy" Box Set That'll Help Them Get Even MORE In Touch With Their Emotions
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