17 Perfect Presents For The Patient Pisces Pal In Your Life

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While perusing a local estate sale recently, I stumbled upon a book that has since changed my life: Sun Signs

Poet and astrologer Linda Goodman is a true queen: I mean, not only does her author photo prove that finding your angles were important way before Instagram was a thing, but the way she breaks down each astrological sign into digestible information is genius. If you've ever dabbled in astrology and/or tarot, you've probably found some dense-ass literature — but that's not the case with Ms. Goodman's book.

So when it came time to pick out a gift for my one and only sister — a true Piscean princess of femininity, intuition, and good-natured love — I turned to Linda for help. After delving into who my sister really is according to her Neptune-aligned stars, what I found was that she — and everyone else born between February 19 and March 20 — is far more complicated than their calm-minded sensibility shows. Pisceans love sleeping, but still manage to help everyone around them. They're witty and full of sarcasm, but hate being criticized — and above all, they're intuitive and creative.

If this sounds like someone you know, take a look at this gift guide I've compiled with the help of Goodman's words of wisdom. ✨🐟

Rose Colored Sunglasses
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These Vintage-Inspired Sunglasses With Pink-Tinted Lenses

Most Pisceans wear figurative rose-colored glasses every day, according to Goodman; why not take that observation just a little bit literally?

Buy them here.

Black Sarcasm T-Shirt
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This Sassy Shirt That Speaks For Itself

I didn't need Linda to tell me this one: Sarcasm is every Pisceans' secret weapon. 

Buy it here.

USB Charger Bead Bracelet
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This Phone Charger Disguised As A Bracelet That'll Get Them Through The Rare Bad Brain Day

Goodman says that even though the Pisces memory is one for the record books, an afflicted Moon or Mercury can change that completely. This bracelet will make sure a Piscean never forgets their phone charger, even on their flakiest days. 

Buy it here

Mocktails Bartender Cookbook
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This Mocktail Book For The Non-Alcoholic Piscean

Goodman says that most Pisceans are prone to eschewing alcohol — something that's 100% true for my sister. This cookbook lets her have all the daiquiris without all the rum (which I think is just a smoothie, but this isn't about me).

Buy it here

Anatomical Heart Coasters
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These Anatomically Correct Coasters

According to Goodman, a Piscean's natural desire is "to understand the hearts of the burdened and the friendless." Enter: these coasters printed with different slices of the cardiac muscle. As each one is removed from the pile, the drinker sees an actual heart from a new perspective. BOOM.

Buy them here

Leather Passport Book
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This Classy Leather Passport Book That Documents Their Travels

If there is a Pisces in your inner circle, then you know that they're not fans of sticking to life's restrictions. Get them this leather passport book so that they're free to go anywhere whenever that urge to explore hits them.

Buy it here

Body Pillowcase
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This Comfy Body Pillowcase That's Basically Made For A Water Sign

If there's one thing you need to know about Pisceans, it's that they nap, and they nap often. 

Buy it here

This Money Management Planner That's Actually Cute AND Helpful
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This Money Management Planner That's Actually Cute AND Helpful

Goodman says most Pisceans lack an ability to manage money despite *thinking* that they're good with money. (Hellooo to my sister — this one's for you!)

Buy it here.

Stripe Fit and Flare Dress
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This Fit & Flare Dress That's Feminine But Not Too Girly

The Pisces woman is known for her strong and subtle femininity, much like this striped dress. (To be honest, I think my sister already owns something just like it.)

Buy it here

Grey's Anatomy Completely Season Box Set
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This 54-Disk "Grey's Anatomy" Box Set That'll Help Them Get Even MORE In Touch With Their Emotions

Pisceans love to 1) cry, 2) ignore everyone, and 3) watch television alone. Check, check, and check.

Buy it here.

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LAUREN TURNER

Writer of things. Lover of babies. Addicted to food. Potential wino. I do not social meed, but I need more mead. 

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